站主之声
2025-01-22 00:00
Chan Revival Sky 祝大家新年快乐！
2024-12-10 09:11
提到车啦~~~
加点油先。
The 4S shop finally delivered the car~~~
Time to fuel up first.
2024-11-14 21:43
终于开始生产啦~~
The car has finally gone into production~~
2024-11-10 07:14
哟呵，车车开始排产了。
Woohoo, the car is now scheduled for production.
2024-11-09 13:25
订车订车，就是你了。
The order is placed—you’re the one I’m buying.
2018-09-27 00:00
是夜，夜黑风清，皎月当空。吾出外事毕，骑驴徜于金山大桥，江风抚面，好不惬意。及至桥下，一阵异臭夺面而来，情怀诗意轰然崩塌！回首觅之，乃内河排污，臭气熏天。文明城市，省府之城，此情此景，实有违我党初心，生态之想，和谐之梦。然，世事蹊妙，盖莫如此，仅记此文，以哂之～
On this night, the sky was dark, the breeze gentle, and the bright moon hung high above. After finishing my errands, I rode my donkey leisurely across the Jinshan Bridge, the river breeze brushing against my face—what a delight it was!
However, as I reached the area beneath the bridge, a sudden foul stench assaulted me, shattering all my poetic reverie. Turning to trace its source, I discovered it came from the discharge of wastewater into the inner river, filling the air with an unbearable odor.
In a city of civilization, a provincial capital no less, such a scene is a stark contradiction to the original aspirations of our Party, the vision of ecological preservation, and the dream of harmonious living. Yet, the world is full of ironies, none perhaps as striking as this. Thus, I record these words here, as a lighthearted critique~
2016-09-07 00:00
南有赌城，弹指可掷千金。北有堵城，一回能等千年！
In the south, there’s the City of Gambling, where fortunes can be lost in the blink of an eye.
In the north, there’s the City of Traffic Jams, where a single trip can feel like waiting a thousand years!
2016-03-13 00:00
听说最近Google的AlphaGo下围棋很厉害啊，何不到我朝来学习麻将！
I’ve heard that Google’s AlphaGo has been performing exceptionally well at Go lately. Why not come to our country and learn Mahjong instead!
2015-11-16 00:00
恍如似，甚西风吹梦无踪，人去难逢～又似，今年元月，月灯依旧，不见旧人，泪湿衫袖！
然，世多离变，无枉忧思，只道是，南唐旧主，春花秋月，终归寂静矣！
它朝抱月长终，饮离恨，纵沧海桑田，乾坤梦断，不过苍穹一砾，具已矣。。。
It feels as though the west wind has blown dreams away without a trace, and those who have left are hard to meet again. It’s also like last January—though the moonlight and lanterns remain the same, the familiar figure is nowhere to be seen, leaving my sleeves damp with tears.
Yet, the world is full of partings and changes; there’s no use dwelling on sorrow. As the former ruler of Southern Tang once lamented, spring blossoms and autumn moons inevitably fade into silence.
Someday, embracing the moon at life’s end and drinking the bitterness of separation, even if seas turn to mulberry fields and the heavens crumble in dreams, all will be no more than a grain of dust under the vast sky—thus, it ends.
2015-09-18 00:00
警车卡车公交车车车堵死，公事私事那些事事事闹心。
横批：马勒戈壁～
Police cars, trucks, buses—vehicle after vehicle stuck in a massive jam. Work matters, personal matters—issue after issue causing endless frustration.
Tagline: What a mess!
2015-04-25 00:00
四月的北京，柳絮纷飞，仿佛飘雪般轻盈。一朵朵，一团团，或零星点点，随风飘扬，谁也不清楚，自己将去往何方。
艳阳渐高，波光闪烁，迷离了远山。灯市口前，杨柳树下，是絮儿拂过脸颊淡淡的痒，还是伊人鬓发划过熟悉的香？
In April, Beijing is awash with fluttering willow catkins, as light and delicate as falling snow. They drift in clusters, one by one, scattered here and there, carried by the wind—uncertain of their destination.
The sun climbs higher, its golden rays dancing on the rippling water, casting a hazy glow over the distant hills. By the willow trees near Dengshikou, is it the soft tickle of catkins brushing against your cheek, or the faint, familiar fragrance of her hair gliding past?
2014-09-23 00:00
几年，余专注数据，不曾旁骛，不觉惊暼网络，各商绞尽脑汁，极尽手段，封禁共享！bt嘴脸，震烁古今！网络之精髓——共享无界，践踏殆矣！吾本p民，躬耕于宝龙，苟全性命于天朝，不求闻达it圈。鄙人虽不才，出身于网络，求学时，曾组团完爆封禁，素有网络小王子之谬誉！今小试身手，已然洞悉群妖伎俩，降妖大法，了然于胸，迫于天朝大闸蟹，未能公示，甚感惋惜！吾辈基萌，若有受制于妖滋者，宜应密联，吾定亲驾降妖，不破妖法，誓不还家！——青青子衿，悠悠我心，但为君故，折腾至今。。。。。。
For several years, I’ve been deeply focused on database, single-minded in my pursuit, scarcely glancing at the broader web. To my astonishment, I now find companies exhausting every means and resorting to all manner of tricks to block and restrict sharing! The shameless face of certain practices in the BT realm shocks both past and present.
The essence of the internet—boundless sharing—has been trampled to near extinction! I am but an ordinary person, toiling in Baolong, seeking only to survive in this land, without ambition for fame in the IT world. Though I am far from extraordinary, my roots lie in the internet. During my student days, I once led a team that dismantled restrictive measures with ease, earning me the rather unwarranted nickname “The Little Prince of the Internet.”
Now, with a modest effort, I’ve already uncovered the tricks of these digital demons and mastered the art of vanquishing them. Yet, constrained by the Great Firewall, I am unable to share these methods openly—a regret I deeply feel. To my fellow comrades in tech: if any of you suffer under the oppression of these foul entities, do reach out to me. I pledge to personally drive out the demons; I will not rest until their schemes are shattered!
“Green is your robe, endless is my longing. For your sake, I have struggled on to this very day…”
2014-09-02 00:00
据说有关部门下令，九月只播反法西斯剧！好家伙！听到这个喜讯，整个人都萌爆了，又可以重温手撕鬼子，小分队点爆鬼子军火库的快感了！不过，强烈建议剧情可以再创新一下！比如，狗娃他爸爬上屋顶，用竹竿活生生把鬼子的飞机给捅了下来；根据地村长胯下赤兔驴，千里走单骑，一蹄子踹翻了鬼子坦克；周大团长不幸被火炮轰炸，后被神秘高僧救走，练成易筋经，从神龙岛直接腾云到敌军总部，活捉敌方总司令。。。
It’s said that the relevant authorities have ordered only anti-fascist dramas to be aired in September! Wow! Hearing this exciting news, I’m absolutely thrilled—it’s time to relive the satisfaction of tearing apart enemy soldiers with bare hands and blowing up their ammo depots with the squad again!
However, I strongly suggest spicing up the plots with some fresh creativity! For instance, Dogwa’s dad climbs onto a rooftop and uses a bamboo pole to poke an enemy plane out of the sky; the village chief of the resistance base, riding his fiery red donkey, gallops solo for miles and kicks over a tank with a single hoof; or Commander Zhou, unfortunately caught in an artillery strike, is rescued by a mysterious monk, masters the legendary Muscle-Change Classic, and soars from Dragon Island straight into the enemy headquarters, capturing the enemy commander alive…
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